All Side Quest threads guaranteed to add at least a +4 to irl Charisma.

We do not guarantee your pick-up lines will actually work, but you will look cooler while you do it, so..

Embroidered NPC Snapback

$27.00

In someone else's quest, we're all just NPCs. Classic fit, flat brim, and full buckram. One size fits most.**This is a P.O.D. (Print on demand) product and will take slightly longer to ship than some of our other listed products (approx. 5-7 business days). With all P.O.D. products, your selected size and color is sent in and custom made as soon as...

Side Quest Embroidered Beanie

Out of stock

With a 20 on your investigation check, you have come to understand this is just a beanie.

Side Quest Games & Accessories White Logo Tee: Swords and Shield

$25.00

We've always got your back. And with you wearing the Sword and Shield crest on yours, everyone else will know it, too.  **This is a P.O.D. (Print on demand) product and will take slightly longer to ship than some of our other listed products (approx. 5-7 business days). With all P.O.D. products, your selected size and color is sent in...

Side Quest Games & Accessories Black Logo Tee: Swords and Shield

$25.00

We've always got your back. And with you wearing the Sword and Shield crest on yours, everyone else will know it, too.  **This is a P.O.D. (Print on demand) product and will take slightly longer to ship than some of our other listed products (approx. 5-7 business days). With all P.O.D. products, your selected size and color is sent in...

Side Quest White Logo Tee: Swords and Shield

$25.00

We've always got your back. And with you wearing the Sword and Shield crest on yours, everyone else will know it, too.  **This is a P.O.D. (Print on demand) product and will take slightly longer to ship than some of our other listed products (approx. 5-7 business days). With all P.O.D. products, your selected size and color is sent in...

Side Quest Black Logo Tee: Swords and Shield

$25.00

We've always got your back. And with you wearing the Sword and Shield crest on yours, everyone else will know it, too.  **This is a P.O.D. (Print on demand) product and will take slightly longer to ship than some of our other listed products (approx. 5-7 business days). With all P.O.D. products, your selected size and color is sent in...

Side Quest Games & Accessories Logo Tank Top

$30.00

Your classic tank top fit, equipped with our trusty +1 sword. Barbarians don't need sleeves, why should you? • 100% combed and ring spun cotton• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ring spun cotton/rayon **This is a P.O.D. (Print on demand) product and will take slightly longer to ship than some of our other listed products (approx. 5-7 business days). With all P.O.D. products,...

Side Quest Games & Accessories Racerback Logo Tank

$30.00

A crested racerback tank, equipped with our trusty +1 sword. Barbarians don't need sleeves, why should you? • 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon• Fabric is laundered to reduce shrinkage**This is a P.O.D. (Print on demand) product and will take slightly longer to ship than some of our other listed products (approx. 5-7 business days). With all P.O.D. products, your...

Side Quest Games & Accessories Long Sleeve Logo Tee

$40.00

Take up "arms" with our "armed" long sleeve shirt.Get it? 'Cuz they've got swords on the arms and swords are weapons and when you pick up a weapon, you're armed? Don't worry, it'll come to you.    **This is a P.O.D. (Print on demand) product and will take slightly longer to ship than some of our other listed products (approx. 5-7 business...

Side Quest Games & Accessories Embroidered Logo Patch

$10.00

As you inspect the patch, your Detect Magic spell doesn't pick up any certain school of magic. The artisan swears up and down it's not magic and that it has NO magical properties. You have your doubts.. At least until you figure out what magic is weaved in these threads, it would probably look pretty rad on your bag.  • 3″ in...

Side Quest Logo Embroidered Trucker Cap

$22.00

Afraid your bald head's going to get burnt outside? SQ Trucker Cap.Sun's in your eyes? SQ Trucker Cap. Covering up a bad head tattoo of your ex's name? SQ Trucker Cap.Bad hair day? SQ Trucker Cap.Good hair day? SQ Trucker Cap.Started a battle with another trainer? Backwards SQ Trucker Cap."SQ Trucker Cap: For literally every occasion imaginable." • Structured, five-panel, high...

Fanny of Holding

$35.00

Is the inside bigger than the outside? No. But it does have two zippers and a sturdy clip on the strap!*Do NOT recommend bringing Fanny of Holding with you in a portable hole, trying to stuff it inside another Fanny of Holding, or carrying even close to 500lbs of stuff you pick up on your adventures* • Compartment dimensions: 5″ × 9″ × 2″...

Embroidered NPC Visor

$25.00

In someone else's quest, we're all just NPCs. This time, in a Flexfit Visor form. One size fits most.**This is a P.O.D. (Print on demand) product and will take slightly longer to ship than some of our other listed products (approx. 5-7 business days). With all P.O.D. products, your selected size and color is sent in and custom made as soon as...